Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn’t keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her, very well.

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn’t love her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well.

More Nursery Rhymes about People: From Nursery Rhymes at Americanfolklore.net.